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Whale Demotivational Poster


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


MARINE BIOLOGY - Sea World biologists attempted the first ever whale circumcision. The job required four skin divers.


TAGS: whale circumcision fore skin divers
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:26 pm
Ha! You should post this at "Where the PUN is" too.


THAR SHE BLOWS -


TAGS: whale watcher moby
Rating: 4.42/5

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MashiMashi - December 12, 2012, 10:42 am
These women make more money off these pix than you can even imagine.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:04 pm
blenda you do the poster with the poodles and I'll take the m*dgets deal ? :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 3:03 pm
Is it bad that I found this to be...extremely funny. Like 6 poodles in a blender funny. Midget's fighting...funny.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 2:02 pm
that's cruel and offensive for gravitationally challenged persons - I l5ve it ! c'mon LA unleash the b5east :)


Evolution -


TAGS: whales twinkies ocean evolution
Rating: 3.33/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:40 pm
she is not a whale... But she is hiding one beind her back
jiant - January 21, 2010, 5:30 pm
I shouldn't have laughed at that... but I did.... Anyway, the reason people are so fat now is cuz we're screwing up "evolution" with all our "everyone in the world should be accepted" b.s.
W - June 3, 2009, 4:46 pm
Too bad Whales are mammals and evolved form a land animal.


WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent


TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

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ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do **** like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
ROR!
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their a**es off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of ****, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else a**hole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


DESPITE WHAT WAS SEEN ON THE MOVIE -




NUKE THE WHALES!! - Because you gotta nuke something!!


TAGS: whales
Rating: 3.13/5

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spencer - July 22, 2009, 2:52 am
no it is for wales. a place in england.
Josh - May 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Isnt this a euphamism for Americans?


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: beached whale crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:17 pm
A Sign Of Dumb Luck Perhaps ?


JAPAN -


TAGS: vengeance dolphin whale
Rating: 4.24/5

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5150monkeylove - March 28, 2011, 2:07 am
(haiku) ground shakes around me....soon I become really wet....van in my front room.


KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


I'M SO HUNGRY... - I could eat a whale




POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus




SEA WORLD ORLANDO - Ever wonder why you never see homeless people sleeping on park benches there?


TAGS: orca kiler whales sea world
Rating: 3.17/5

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FatherTyme - December 21, 2010, 10:42 am
Heeeyy. That's frpm the movie "Orca, The Killer Whale" Classic piece of film. For 2 Settles I'll even tell you that's the final scene of the movie. Epic tail flipping human into an iceberg bwuahaha
rerun - March 1, 2010, 9:00 pm

stole it from?
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 8:15 pm
Free his willy
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 8:14 pm
A skittle to whoever can tell me what movie I pulled this pic from...lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:28 am
So f*ck you...


DEAR RICH BASTARD -




COURAGE - It has nothing to do with this picture.


TAGS: whale tail courage
Rating: 1.88/5

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db - September 25, 2008, 10:05 am
well then, touche sir


SAVE THE WHALES - Collect the whole set. Redeem them for valuable prizes.




Hovering Orcas -




SEA WORLD TRAINERS - NOM NOM NOM!!!


TAGS: killer whales nom sea world
Rating: 3.73/5

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thatonechick - March 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Additionally, I note your change of IP.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 1, 2010, 1:55 pm
Money sh**? How dare you make a ***ual reference to these noble...and hungry creatures! lol
Produceman117 - February 27, 2010, 2:29 am
...and your posters.
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:28 pm
Jesus H Christ...Even I can tell a money sh** when I see one.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 26, 2010, 5:06 pm
"Fluggen-kliggin-kien?"
MO - February 26, 2010, 3:33 pm
Dolphin? Dolphin's safe!!
LogicDude - February 26, 2010, 2:33 pm
Maybe she forgot the "safe word"?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:28 pm
Wait...She "loved whales"...the wahale that killed her was male and grabbed her and whipped her around by her pony tail...does that count as domestic abuse?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 8:26 pm
OH OH!!! Let's start a petition to rename them Stealth Dolphins or something! lol
Bob D. Sailor - February 25, 2010, 8:22 pm
Why do they call it a killer whale? Anyone? I don't know either since it's actually a dolphin. Ponder that one for a bit.
Kspace - February 25, 2010, 7:22 pm
ROFL! Too soon but TOO FUNNY
MrBlack - February 25, 2010, 7:18 pm
Apparently, people are surprised that a killer whale killed someone. Hello? Exactly what it says on the tin people.
MO - February 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Flippin amsome!! 5 scooby snacks from me!
RevPanik - February 25, 2010, 6:17 pm
Literally spit on my screen! 5L's
DSATHeDRiZZLe - February 25, 2010, 5:59 pm
YEs..I know I am going to hell for this so save your breath! lol


BEACH LIFE - Shouldn't there be a crowd of people thrusting this one back into the ocean?


TAGS: whale beach fat rescue help
Rating: 3.5/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:32 am
How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am
Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!


HIGH FIVE -


TAGS: whales
Rating: 3.14/5

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Donkasaurus - January 20, 2011, 12:56 am
Down low...too slow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2009, 12:35 am
5th


SAVE THE WHALES -


TAGS: whale killer planet
Rating: 2.44/5

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VayneKnot - March 11, 2010, 10:19 pm
Thats a Shark Dumbass
Desolate1 - September 3, 2009, 10:14 pm
I know a lot and that is a f***ing Shark.
HowardG - August 4, 2009, 4:48 pm
Tis a shark I believe, but what do I know


WHALEFAIL - Sure is....Sure is...




REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.


TAGS: whale reality fate
Rating: 3.63/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:03 pm
Wrong jump Willy
440wakeup - July 25, 2010, 11:44 am
The theater of life


EPIC WHALE - The highest level of fail


TAGS: han**** whale epic fail
Rating: 2.62/5

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aesop's folly - December 18, 2009, 4:43 pm
OHSHI-
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 4:29 pm
Not Again.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 3:32 pm
Can anybody see a bowl of petunias?


SURPRISE ATTACKS - Because no one expects an Orca Whale attack in their dining room.


TAGS: orca whale attack dining room
Rating: 2.23/5

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Paul Barfoot - June 19, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is seriously my favourite one. I don't mind admitted I came in my shorts.


HOW DO YOU -


TAGS: whale circumcise bad joke pzy
Rating: 4.86/5

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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2011, 7:59 am
that come from Down Under... :)


Two Whales -




SEA WORLD TRAINERS - Who woulda thunk it... they taste like chicken too!




KILLER WHALES - They never hunt alone !




TRANSLATION - Now make me jump thruogh a hoop you TWAT!


TAGS: pissed whale
Rating: 3.08/5

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Moby Duck -


TAGS: duck whalers
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - March 14, 2014, 8:51 am
Can't touch this.


Advertising -


TAGS: ad whale mcdonalds
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - February 8, 2014, 6:25 pm
This motivator only shows if you're not using adblock.


SAVING A BEACHED WHALE - You first need to re-acclimate the creature prior to full exposure to the ocean deep.




WILLY, JANE, BILL, BUFFY - Name them what you want Their middle name is still 'Killer'




GLOBAL WARNING -


TAGS: al gore greenhouse save the whales polar ice caps melting earth day
Rating: 3.41/5

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Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ah. Touché.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
No, Produce.... this is.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:45 am
It's at the very bottom of the approval queue. Punched it in just after last upload, apparently.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:39 am
No worries, Haar.... you got it in before the buzzer.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
I recall the haiku... and it was the only way to drive home that admission of intent.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
Sean says, 15 minutes AFTER I upload my Haiku.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:36 am
Good catch on the parenthesi... parentha... punctuation.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:35 am
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Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:34 am
by-the-by, Moti-tards, I happen to be the only one to have haiku-ed the puppy of a site. sit and spin on that fer a bit. see Haiku Interlude #27, ya frekin' pleebs. (and ay I know that shoulda outta been plebes -- but I have my reasons, now pi*ss off!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:01 am
Haiku'd: Four hundred pound girl. With continental midriff. And french cut gym shorts
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
pass the haiku...I need...lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah yes.... I do tend to lose track of the basics after tending to detail. I really have to kick the sobriety thing.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:54 am
When I open or view...over to the left 1/2 inch...
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:53 am
Sean speaks the truth... to be centered is to not be an artist... that's how you end up with the haiku and 2 million paintings of a cherry blossom!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Ron? Why not "centered"?
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:46 am
Centering is over-rated. I think you know that RONALD (pretend scold -- go with it dude *wink wink -- blows kiss*). Get you nowewhere buth teh (did that on purpose to be hep) White House.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:43 am
This is a f*kk*in haiku of doom. Are any of aggy's X's NOT in therapy? Doubtful.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:38 am
show ur artistic talent eh? Great! ...still wish was centered...lol Love it...Good Job Mr Agd. 5.63+
moooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
You know you like it.


WHALE SHARK - Sometimes we're all krill.




THAT REMINDS ME - It's Almost Income Tax Time




THE JAPANESE - They can't believe they didn't think of this sooner




WHALE - Better them, then us.


TAGS: whale
Rating: 1.83/5

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Mike - July 8, 2008, 6:23 am
I have no idea what raptor twin is talking about but this is hilarious (in a sick way)
Raptor_Twin - June 26, 2008, 9:24 pm
Obama Ramone Mother Pcuker


Fishing -


TAGS: rowboat whale fishing
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:20 am
Good one Ashy! chuckle, chuckle... ^!
JesusWept - November 13, 2016, 2:52 am
Whales are not fish, you know :p


Submarines -


TAGS: whale teeth sub
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 6, 2016, 4:49 pm
Because torp***s are sooo déclassé XD ^^^^^Up


ACME SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: orca killer whale sunk coyote
Rating: 4.9/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2015, 12:13 pm
Could've just hollowed out a real whale...
GaryO - June 8, 2015, 3:47 am
Serious? That little dying dink town? Where'd they get that kinda money?
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2015, 12:59 am
No, Astoria. I was just there.
GaryO - June 7, 2015, 11:38 pm
Gotta be Newport


Fish Tank -




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